Himpunan Forwarding Email

blog ni menghimpunkan koleksi2 email yang saya dapat daripada member2. Email forwarding la.. Saja syok2 simpan segala email2 yang saya dapat dalam blog nih.. senang sikit nak cari dan kongsi dengan semua orang.. Kalau anda ada email2 menarik, mai la kongsi dengan saya dengan menghantar di mrzoab@gmail.com.. terima kasih.. ohohoho

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4)Dr Iena
6)Kak Sepat

1. How do u know 1?
Adik kembar kawan sebenarnya nih (arwah akakjb). Skang ni sambung berkawan ngan kak ina nih... :D

2. What would u do if u never meet 2?
what would I do ek?? memang tak penah jumpak pun kakam nih... dok baca blog dia ja la... :D

3. What would u do if 3 n 4 dated u?
no 3 single, no 4 dah tunang... aisey, saya plak dah kawin... klu date ngan depa, mau la kena katok penyapu... :D

4. Would 5 n 6 make a good couple?
wohoo... depa ni pangkat kak ja ngan saya, takkan nak couple kot... tambah2 hat no 5 tu, mmg jauh gila beza umoq. Nak panggil makcik kin pun buleh, tapi saja ja panggil kak kin bagi sedap skit... :D

5. Do u think 7 is attractive?
aisey, ada 6 org ja member yg ada blog... jadi hat no 7 ni no komen... :D

6. Do u know anything about 8's family?
no 8 pun no komen...

7. Tell me something about 9?
ish.. dah no 7 ngan 8 no komen... no 9 pun no komen gak la... huhuuuu.

8. What language does 2 speak?
Rasanya BM kot. Tak tau la kot2 dia cakap bahasa lain sebab tak penah jumpak dia... :D

9. Who is 3 going out with?
keluaq ngan parka dia la kot... dia ada parka baru PJB. dok keluaq ngan PJB dia ja la tu...

10. How old is number 4?
25 kot... :D

11. 5?
30 lebih rasanya... :D

12. Who is 6's favourite singer?
Saloma kot... ntah la... :D

13. 7?
no 7 tarak

14. Is 8 single?

15. What's 9 last name?
tarak orang kata, tarak la... aiihhh, brapa kali nak tanya...

16. Would u consider being in a relationship with 1?
huh, mak budak nih... tapi jiwa muda. buleh buat kawan baik...

17. Which school does 2 go to?
tak tau la... tak tanya pun... :D

18. What do like about 3?
Suka kalau dia bagi PJB dia kat saya... :D

Ah Beng was walking along his work area one day and saw his friend, Ah Mute.

Ah Mute couldn't speak so he uses use sign language to communicate.

Ah Mute signalled why Ah Beng wasn't at work.

Ah Beng looked around and gathered some leaves under the tree and stood on them. He looked at Ah Mute and pointed down at the leaves.

Ah Mute was confused....

Later, Ah Sian passed by and saw Ah Beng standing on the leaves.

Ah Mute then signalled Ah Sian on what was Ah Beng was trying to say ..

Ah Sian began typing on his handphone and showed it to Ah Mute.

'Aiyo so simple, Ah Beng Is On Leave!'

This is not from the real movie. It is actually a fan made trailer.
It would be great if it is real.


  • Engine to be in good condition and tuned up
  • Spark plugs must be in good condition.
  • Regularly serviced, as per recommended intervals.
  • Dirty air cleaners restrict air flow into your engine.
Wheel Alignment & Tyre Pressure
  • Wheels must be properly aligned
  • Tyre pressures must be correct. Under-inflated tyres will result in poor fuel consumption.
  • Wider tyres use more fuel.


  1. Minimise engine idling
    • A running engine in a stationary car gets zero kilometres per litre.
  2. Do not place foot on clutch (MT)
  3. Be gentle with your right foot
    • Accelerate gently. Excess fuel pumped into the cylinders gets blown out through the exhaust.
    • Keep the engine revolutions low; find the ‘sweet spot’ in your engine. (usually around 2,000 rpm)
    • Try to keep RPM below 2,000 rpm.
    • Minimise ‘lugging’ (rpm too low)
  4. Anticipation
    • Anticipate traffic situations, lift off when approaching traffic lights – minimise your braking.
  5. Get to 4th gear ASAP (AT)
    • Driving too slow will cause transmission downshift.
  6. MT – Get to 5th gear ASAP
    • Driving too slow causes ‘lugging’
  7. Minimise weight
    • Do not carry unnecessary weight in your vehicle.
  8. Air-conditioners need fuel
    • Run with air-cond off when the weather permits.
  9. Minimise weight
    • Do not carry unnecessary weight in your vehicle.

adoiii... xpasai2 kena tag... meluat betoi kat orang yang tag saya nih... :D

inilah tagnya:

  1. Apabila telah terpilih dengan malangnya, silalah menulis 16 perkara paling rawak sama ada tentang fakta, perangai tak senonoh ataupun hala tuju hidup anda???
  2. Silalah hasut 16 orang lain untuk melakukan perkara ini.
  3. Sila tanda manusia yang telah menanda anda di peringkat awal

Inilah jawapan dari saya:

1. perangai tak senonoh:
  • Pikiaq tak brenti: dalam kepala ni asik dok pikiaq ja... pikiaq apa pun ntah la... x buleh nak brenti... :D
  • Makan tak brenti: asik nak makan ja... walaupun dah kenyang, nampak makanan sedap, mesti nak makan...
  • Cakap brenti: hat len semua tak brenti... hat cakap ni ja dok brenti2... maksudnya xcakap banyak la tu... :D
  • tak tau apa lagi yg xsenonoh nih... secara kesimpulannya, saya adalah seorang yang senonoh. :D
2. Mangsa Hasutan
  • kak kam
  • dr iena
  • kak sepat

Tagged By: Ashikin Abdullah

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London  , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

A tourist from U.S.A.  asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

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