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A clip from the British Got Talent show:

Matrix 4 starring George W Bush.

A New Year greeting cards from my friend Kak Kam.

The Hijri year is now 1430. 1st Muharram 1430 is on 29 December 2008.


The coming new year is 2009.



This is actually a ceiling advertisement from Thailand.

What to do when your tyre blown up?

Do not panic. All you have to do are only these three things:

  1. Hold your steering wheel firmly and maintained control.
  2. Take your foot off the accelerator without touching the break paddle.
  3. Let the vehicle slow down gradually.

Funny game here...
This game is to test how fast is your reaction...

here is the game: Play Now

How to play: Click the dart button when you see the sheep trying to escape...

here is my result:
average time is 01.80 seconds
rank is Rocketing Rabbit

:D

singgah bermalam rhomah pak ude
masak lah nasi sayo keladi
singgah bermalam rhomah pak ude
makan lah nasi sayo keladi
bior pape asal bergaye
asaikan senang di dalam hati.
bior pape asal bergaye
asaikan senang di dalam hati

peram peram pisang
pisang masak layu
jatuh dalam kubang
sambo bapak yu
umbut umbut nyior
belalang kedek kedek
sape buat hingor
rhongtu kena cubit

dari lambo pegi ke bote
singgah bermalam rhomah wan lebo
dari lambo pegi ke bote
singgah bermalam rhomah wan lebo
hajat hati minang anak dare
dapat lah jande rambut nya gugo
hajat hati minang anak dare
dapat lah janda rambut nya gugo

peram peram pisang
pisang masak layu
jatuh dalam kubang
sambo bapak yu
umbut umbut nyior
belalang kedek kedek
sape buat hingor
rhongtu kena cubit

trojun dari gotak bote
dapat sebiji doyan dah mangkor
trojun dari gotak bote
dapat sebiji doyan dah mangkor
disangkakan ayor dalam belake
jatuh tejombab di ateih pasor
disangkakan ayor dalam belake
jatuh tejombab di ateih pasor

peram peram pisang
pisang masak layu
jatuh dalam kubang
sambo bapak yu
umbut umbut nyior
belalang kedek kedek
sape buat hingor
rhongtu kena cubit

dari lambo pergi ke bote
singgah bermalam rhomah wan lebo
dari lambo pergi ke bote
singgah bermalam rhomah wan lebo
hajat hati minang anak dare
dapat lah jande rhambut nya gugo
hajat hati minang anak dare
dapat lah janda rambut nya gugo

peram peram pisang
pisang masak layu
jatuh dalam kubang
sambo bapak yu
umbut umbut nyior
belalang kedek kedek
sape buat hingor
rhongtu kena cubit

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

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Please note that another name for Lady's Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKRA ".

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes).

Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar level is in control now.
In fact I have already reduced my medicine. Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece.

Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in a glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.
Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day.

But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning.

Please. try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but you have to keep taking it for a few months before you see results, as most cases might be chronic.

Cerite brmula d satu station minyak. D station minyak nie ada 2 org pekerja bangla yg tau cakap melayu skit, omputih skit & bahasa bangla yg sememangnye dia pro. Sorg tu namanye Majid & seorg lg namanye Iqbal.

Pd satu arie berhenti sebuah kete mewah, mercedes utk mengisi minyak. Pemandu kete tu seorg Pak Arab. Kebetulan pula minyak d pam minyak tu dah abis, nie yg membuatkan Iqbal poning kepalo nak bgtau pd Pak Arab tu yg minyak dah abih. Pak Arab tu lak tak tau sepatah haram bahasa melayu, cuma tau omputih skit & bahasa arabnye ler..

Iqbal bgtau PakArab tu sambil menyebut "fuel" & dsusuli gerakan memusingkan tangan menandakan minyak abih, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga tak paham. Iqbal coba lg sekali dgn menyebut "fuel" & disusuli gerakan memusingkan kepala, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga luas tak paham!!..

Iqbal tak tau nak wat camner..dia pon gi kat Majid utk menerangkan situasi sebenar. Mereka bercakap dlm bahasa bangla, & bunyiknye cam nie..

Iqbal: Majid, tolong aku majid, Pak Arab tu tak tau minyak dah abih..
Majid: ala...ko cakap je la..minyak dah abih..
Iqbal: dah cakap dah, tapi dier tak paham...aku lak, tak tau cakap omputih.. Yes , No, Alrite & I lap U tau ler..
Majid: Aku pun tak tau gak cakap omputih...
Iqbal: ala..ko tolong ler aku..
Majid: ok...aku tau sikit-sikit cakap arab..

Lalu pergi la..si Majid kat Pak Arab tu & dgn selamba dek..nye berkata;
"Fuel!, Sodoqallah'hul..azim",

baruler..Pak Arab tu paham & teros blahhh..

Oleh AHMAD SYAHIR KASSIM
syahir.kassim@kosmo.com.my

RISIKO penggunaan bekas polistirena ini mendorong ada pihak melabelkannya sebagai keranda putih.


 

 

GEORGE TOWN - Kerajaan diminta bertegas mengharamkan penggunaan bekas makanan polistirena kerana ia mendedahkan pengguna kepada masalah kesihatan khususnya risiko kanser.

Selain itu, polistirena yang mengandungi bahan kimia stirena dan benzena boleh menjejaskan alam sekitar kerana ia didakwa sukar terurai, malah mungkin mengambil masa 500 tahun untuk dimusnahkan secara alam semulajadi.

Presiden Persatuan Pengguna Pulau Pinang (CAP), S.M. Mohamed Idris berkata, bahan-bahan kimia daripada bekas itu boleh menyerap ke dalam makanan dan kemudian ke dalam tubuh manusia.

Katanya, Agensi Penyelidikan Kanser Antarabangsa (IARC), Pertubuhan Kesihatan Sedunia (WHO) mengkelaskan stirena sebagai bahan karsinogen kumpulan 2B iaitu agen penyebab kanser kepada manusia.

Ujarnya, stirena juga adalah mutagen yang boleh menyebabkan perubahan genetik yang berpotensi merosakkan sistem pembiakan dan berisiko kanser.

"Pendedahan kepada stirena walaupun sedikit boleh merendahkan bilangan sel darah merah selain kepada wanita boleh mengalami gangguan haid,'' katanya pada sidang akhbar di sini semalam.

Terima kasih kepada saudari Kin kerana sudi memberi saya duit raya ini. Semoga tahun depan, saudari Kin dapat memberikan saya duit raya yang sebenarnya... :D



SUMBER

Menu TAUGE untuk hidangan makan tengah hari mahupun makan malam sering kali dipandang sebelah mata oleh kebanyakan kita. Tauge dilihat sebagai hidangan yang langsung tidak menyelerakan.

Tapi tahukah anda, tauge yang kerap kali menjadi pilihan terakhir untuk dijadikan sayur ini sebenarnya mempunyai banyak khasiat. Tauge dikatakan mampu menyumbang kepada kesuburan lelaki dan wanita. Pengambilan tauge oleh kaum lelaki mampu membuatkan sperma yang dihasilkan oleh golongan ini makin baik. Begitu juga wanita, ia cukup berkesan membantu kesuburan telur yang dihasilkan.

Bagaimanapun, khasiat tauge tidak sekadar penyumbang kesuburan, ia juga terbukti melalui kajian mengandungi bahan yang dapat melumpuhkan bibit kanser, usus besar, pankreas dan juga penyakit leukimia.

Mengikut kajian yang dijalankan tauge sama ada dari jenis kacang hijau, alfalfa dan sebagainya mengandungi banyak unsur fitokimia ya berkhasiat. Salah satunya ialah kanavanin (canavanine), sejenis asid yang amino. Kanavanin, dikatakan mampu melumpuhkan bibit kanser leukimia, usus besar dan pankreas.

Selain itu, tauge juga mempunyai estrogen semulajadi berfungsi sama dengan estrogen sintesis. Estrogen dalam tauge dapat meningkatkan kepadatan dan susunan tulang, serta mencegah kerapuhan tulang (osteoporosis)

Pengambilan tauge oleh wanita secara kerap dapat membantu mereka menghindar mereka dari kanser payudara, gangguan menjelang menstruasi,simptom pra-menopaus, dan gangguan akibat menopaus.

Sewaktu kacang-kacang dicambahkan untuk dijadikan tauge secara umum kadar saponinya meningkat sehingga 450 peratus. Mereka yang berisiko penyakit strok dan serangan jantung, gara-gara kadar lemak darah yang tinggi dianjurkan lebih banyak mengambil tauge dalam menu harian mereka. Saponi dalam tauge, menghalau "lemak jahat" LDL, tanpa mengganggu kandungan lemak baik HDL.

Selain sarat DNA, tauge padat dengan antioksida kuat yang menghalang tubuh dari radikal bebas perosak sel DNA. Pelindungan ini menguatkan kesimpulan tauge merupakan sayuran yang membuat anda menjadi lebih muda.

Satu lagi khasiat tauge yang tidak kurang hebat adalah membantu membuang kotoran dalam usus besar kerana mengandungi banyak serat dan air. Inilah yang menjadi tunjang utama tauge dalam memerangi sel kanser.

Apabila kotoran segera meniggalkan usus besar, tiada lagi zat-zat racun dalam kotoran yang yang dapat diserap tubuh. Ia akan mencegah pengumpulan bahan beracun yang dapat merangsang berseminya benih kanser. Selepas membaca kebaikan sayur tauge janganlah ragu-ragu lagi untuk mengambilnya.

Jadi apalagi, mari kita ramai-ramai makan tauge hari-hari.

Today I've changed my blog design to a new template. Just want to make this blog to have a fresh look. For those that have visited this blog before, maybe you still remember the pinkyish design previously.


Here's the screencapture of the previous template.




I don't want to make this blog seen to girlish, so I change to this blue color. :D..

Hope you guys love it...



This is a gift from my friend Puteri Adiwarna as a friendship symbol.

Thanks...

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How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss " 

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 

5. Your  PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?" 

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY.. :D

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A trophy from my friend to me... :D
Thank you...

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Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat RAJIN belaka tidak ada yang malas.

Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku

Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"

Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?"

Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya".

Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi  : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku".

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?"

maka  jawabnya  : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan".

Maka raja pun terdiam?
Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil berkata:

"saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku".

Raja pun bertanya, : "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?"

budak itu pun menjawab  : "Nak cite pun malas".

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In the website, choose the setting that you want to install whether Email/MMS/Internet, give your details and it will automatically send you the settings to your phone. It will ask you to install the settings. Just select YES in your message and you're done!.. :D

KAJIAN terbaru berkaitan dengan mandi mendapati ia bukan saja bertujuan untuk membersihkan diri daripada kotoran, tetapi menjauhkan stress serta berperanan penting meningkatkan sistem kekebalan tubuh.. Penyelidikan yang diterbitkan dalam New England Journal of Medicine menunjukkan penderita diabetes yang menghabiskan masa selama setengah jam berendam dalam air suam dapat menurunkan tingkat gula darah sekitar 13 peratus. Kajian di Jepun pula menunjukkan 10 minit berendam dalam air panas dapat memperbaiki kesihatan jantung terutamanya untuk lelaki.

Berikut beberapa manfaat mandi kepada individu yang mengamalkannya.

Mengeluarkan racun:
Mandi air panas sekitar 32 hingga 35 darjah Celsius membuka ruang yang dapat membantu mengeluarkan toksin. Mandi air panas membantu menurunkan tingkat gula darah, menyembuhkan sakit otot dan membantu menjaga usus besar supaya bekerja dengan baik. Waktu yang dianjurkan ialah selama 10 hingga 20 minit.

Mandi air sejuk sangat baik untuk meredakan ketegangan. Ia dapat menyempitkan darah dan meningkatkan tingkat gula darah. Suhu yang dianjurkan ialah sekitar 12 hingga 18 darjah Celsius.

Jangkitan kulit: Penyakit kulit tertentu seperti ruam atau gatal-gatal boleh diatasi dengan menambahkan soda penaik (sodium bicarbonate) ke dalam air mandian. Ia bertindak sebagai antiseptik. Isikan air ke bekas mandian dan tambahkan soda penaik dan aduk sehingga rata. Digalakkan untuk berendam selama 10 hingga 20 minit.

Selesema dan sakit kepala: Merendam kaki dalam air panas membantu menyembuhkan selsema, sakit kepala dan menyegarkan kembali kaki yang lelah. Masukkan air panas secukupnya dalam bekas sehingga menenggelamkan pergelangan kaki kemudian tambahkan beberapa titis minyak seperti lavender, peppermint atau lemon. Selepas basuh dengan air sejuk.Lakukannya selama 10 hingga 20 minit.

Insomnia: Merendamkan kaki dalam air dingin sangat baik kepada anda. Yang mempunyai masalah imsonia atau memiliki masalah tidur. Masukkan kaki sehingga ia merasa dingin. Perubatan ini berguna bagi kaki lelah,pendarahan hidung, selsema dan sembelit.

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This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you,and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.
(And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird. The police told her

'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door
for a crying baby ----

This e-mail should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.

Laughter is the biological reaction of humans to moments or occasions of humor: an outward expression of amusement. Laughter is subcategorised into various groupings depending upon the extent and pitch of the laughter: giggles, clicks (which can be almost silent), chortles, chuckles, hoots, cackles, sniggers and guffaws are all types of laughter. Smiling is a mild silent form of laughing
 
 
Hellooww...
Nama wa Wong Ah Beng.
Wa seekor kucing yang pandai menekan2 keybod untuk memblogging.
Disamping itu, wa jua adalah seekor kucing ahbeng.
Hali ini hali Selasa. Hali ini, wa ingin belcelita mengenai jenis-jenis gelak ketawa di alam cyber, especially chatting. Pada pemelhatian wa, mendapati terdapat belbagai macam jenis ketawa. Ini adalah bagus kelana disamping boleh berhibur, kita jua boleh meng-stereotype- kan seseolang itu berdasarkan cala2 dia gelak. Belikut wa telah mengkategorikan jenis2 ketawa:
 
Gelak Boring -> "hehehhehe" atau "hahahaha"
Ini jenis gelak biasa sahaja. Tiada apa-apa yang spesyial. Kemungkinan besar ini orang talak kleatif punya olang kelana menggunakan jenis gelak yang normal.

Gelak Jahat -> "buahahahahah" atau "muahahahha"
Ini gelak seling digunakan oleh meleka2 yang di dalam evil mode. Untuk lelaki yang gelak sedemikian lupa, meleka adalah sememangnya olang jahat. Bagi polumpuan pula, melambangkan meleka adalah polumpuan yg tiada sifat2 lemah lembut lakyat Asia kelana gelak selupa ini maciam talak sopan.

Gelak Mengekek -> "kekekekeke"
Wa jamin awek2 yg gelak mengekek adalah talak cun. Wa punya teori simple sahaja: Boleh kah lu imagine Erra Fazira, Angelina Jolie, atau Jessica Alba gelak mengekek? Macam tak masuk akal kan? Adalah lebih mudah untuk meng-imagine polumpuan2 tembams atau gemuk yang tiada rupa gelak secara mengekek, lebih logik.

Gelak Mewah -> "hohoho" atau "huwargh huwargh huwargh"
Lelaki yang gemar gelak sebegini selalunya adalah meleka2 boroi dan baru lepas kekenyangan makanan. Kemungkinan jua mereka ini manyiak duit kelana ini maciam punya gelak ada selupa gelak olang2 kaya jua. Samada mewah perut atau mewah wallet. Untuk pelempuan pula, adalah tidak elok gelak ini maciam kelana "hohoho" adalah jua di-pronounce as "whore-whore- whore". Whore belmaksud sundal.

Gelak Mengukui -> "kui kui kui"
Selalunya mamat atau minah yang akan buat lawak tak kelaka pastuh gelak sendiri style maciam ini laa..Most of the time adalah disebabkan gelak nak cover malu kelana meleka sedar lawak meleka talak kelaka pun.

Gelak Cas Ayu -> "hihihihi"
Polumpuan yg gelak begini adalah meleka yang cas-cas ayu dan penuh sopan kesantunan. Konon-konon macam gelak malu2 laa ghitu. Tetapi jikalau ada lelaki yg gelak sebegini pula, adalah kelana meleka itu dali kalangan lelaki sotong.

Gelak Mengengeh -> "ngeh ngeh ngeh"
Konon cheeky laa sangat gelak ini maciam...!! Kebiasaannya meleka ini takder laa cheeky sangat pun but trying to be cheeky and stuffs laa konon. Perhaps they are. Perhaps they are not. Most of the time...lanjiao lu!

Gelak bangsat -> "ngeahahahah"
Sesiapa yang gelak sebegini adalah bangsat jua..

Kesimpulannya, sewaktu chatting, gunakanlah jenis2 gelak yang bersesuaian sama jiwa anda. Contohnya, jikalau lu awek cun, cubalah hindarkan dari gelak mengekek tak tentu pasal untuk mengelakkan salahsangka olang ingat lu talak cun. cukuplah sekadar menggunakan icon2 senyuman seperti :) atau :D lebih sopan. Tetapi sekilanya lu memang talak cun, adalah dibenarkan lu mengekek.

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IMAM Syafie ada menegaskan: "Marah adalah satu di antara panah syaitan yang mengandungi racun. Oleh itu hindarilah ia agar kamu dapat menewaskan syaitan dan bala ten teranya."

Apabila marah dituruti, ia akan membakar kebaikan seperti api membakar kayu dan tiada yang tertinggal kecuali debu. Bagi menghilangkan perasaan marah ada beberapa panduan yang boleh diikuti, iaitu:


1. Perlu berasa malu dengan Allah atas segala tindakan kita. Allah memerhatikan segala tindakan dan sikap biadab kita.

2. Apabila datang perasaan hendak marah, ingatlah kita ini hanya manusia yang hina.

3. Banyakkan berdiam diri dan berdoa kepada Allah supaya Allah selamatkan kita daripada sifat marah.

4. Hendaklah ingat kesan daripada sifat marah. Ia mungkin membawa kepada permusuhan dan balas dendam daripada orang yang kita marahi.

5. Cuba bayangkan betapa buruknya rupa kita ketika marah. Ia lebih buruk daripada perlakuan seekor haiwan apabila kita dalam keadaan marah.

6. Apabila datang perasaan marah, banyakkan membaca isti'azah kerana marah itu datang daripada syaitan.

7. Apabila marah sedang memuncak, ambillah wuduk kerana ia dapat menenangkan api kemarahan yang sedang membara.

8. Jika marah tidak dapat hilang dengan melakukan perkara seperti di atas, hendaklah tidur. Ini kerana ia dapat meredakan perasaan marah apabila bangkit dari tidur nanti.

9. Tauhid kita perlu tepat. Setiap sesuatu itu datang daripada Allah dan akan kembali kepada Allah. Kenapa kita perlu marah?

10. Apabila kita bersalah, kita tidak suka orang memarahi kita. Begitu juga dengan orang lain yang melakukan kesilapan, tidak suka dimarahi, sebalik ditegur secara baik.

11. Satu cara lagi, apabila marah datang, sedangkan kita berdiri, duduklah.
Apabila duduk, bersandarlah. Insya-Allah marah akan mula reda.


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Oleh Prof Madya Dr Abdul Rashid Ahmad

LIDAH adalah alat komunikasi penting dalam menjalin hubungan mesra antara masyarakat manusia di dunia. Ia juga untuk menyebar ilmu dan banyak lagi manfaat lain. Sebaliknya, lidah boleh jadi bahaya, kerana boleh digunakan untuk memecah belahkan masyarakat, memfitnah, mencaci, mengumpat dan sebagainya.

Justeru, Islam memberi perhatian serius terhadap penjagaan lidah. Peri pentingnya penjagaan lidah itu sehingga Rasulullah SAW bersabda yang bermaksud: “Siapa diam dia berjaya†(Hadis riwayat al-Tirmizi)

Pada waktu lain Baginda SAW memberi jaminan kepada orang yang sanggup menjaga lidahnya. Sabda Baginda SAW yang bermaksud: “Sesiapa yang boleh memberi jaminan kepadaku apa yang ada antara misai dan janggutnya dan apa yang ada antara dua pahanya, aku jamin baginya syurga.†(Hadis riwayat al-Bukhari)

Al-Quran mengingatkan bahawa setiap ucapan yang diucapkan seseorang tidak akan terlepas daripada catatan malaikat-Nya. Allah berfirman yang bermaksud: “Tiada suatu ucapan pun yang diucapkannya melainkan ada di dekatnya malaikat pengawas yang selalu hadir.†(Surah Qaf, ayat 18)

Antara keburukan lidah ialah bercakap perkara yang tidak berfaedah, tidak baik, mengucapkan kata keji, mencaci, mencarut, menghina, membuka rahsia orang, mengumpat dan perbuatan negatif lain yang tidak sepatutnya.

Mereka yang mengetahui nilai masa serta umur tidak akan membiarkan diri menggunakan lidah untuk berkata perkara tidak mendatangkan faedah, kemarahan orang lain atau menyebabkan perbalahan sesama manusia.

Diriwayatkan bahawa Luqmanul Hakim pernah ditanya: “Apa rahsia kebijaksanaanmu? Jawabnya: Aku tidak bercakap perkara yang tidak memberi faedah kepadaku. Kata Luqman lagi: Diam itu bijaksana, tetapi sedikit pelakunya.â€

Sewajarnya lidah digunakan untuk memberitahu atau mengajak orang lain kepada kebaikan dengan memberi nasihat serta menegur sahabat jika mereka melakukan perkara mungkar supaya segera kembali ke pangkal jalan.

Sebaliknya, mengeji, mencaci dan mencarut adalah perkara yang dilarang Islam dan mereka yang melakukan perkara itu dengan lidahnya wajib bertaubat serta memohon maaf kepada mereka yang disakitinya.

Selain itu, menghina orang lain termasuk keburukan lidah yang patut dijauhi, kerana ia boleh merosakkan hubungan mesra dan harmoni antara anggota masyarakat. Paling buruk tindakan lidah ini dalam konteks Islam ialah mengumpat.

Allah Taala mengumpamakan pengumpat itu sebagai pemakan daging saudaranya yang sudah mati. Firman Allah yang bermaksud: “Dan janganlah mengumpat satu sama lain. Adakah seorang di antara kamu yang suka memakan daging saudaranya yang sudah mati? Maka tentulah kamu berasa jijik kepadanya dan bertakwalah kepada Allah. Sesungguhnya Allah Maha Penerima Taubat lagi Maha Penyayang.†(Surah al-Hujurat, ayat 12)

Mengumpat ialah menyebut di belakang saudaramu sesuatu yang tidak disukainya, sama ada kekurangan itu pada fizikalnya, keturunannya, peri lakunya, pakaiannya atau sebagainya.

Berdasarkan pengertian ini, jika kita tidak menjaga betul-betul lidah, maka rata-rata kita tidak terlepas daripada dosa mengumpat. Pada hal dosa itu tidak akan diampun Allah jika tuannya tidak memaafkannya lebih dulu.

Umumnya masyarakat kita kurang memberi perhatian serius terhadap amalan mengumpat yang kesannya akan menyebabkan berlaku pergaduhan, saling tuduh menuduh dan memburukkan orang lain dengan perkara mengaibkan.

Namun, ulama menyenaraikan beberapa kelonggaran yang mengizinkan kita menyebut kekurangan orang lain di belakangnya iaitu tidak dikira dosa. Ia termasuk beberapa keadaan berikut:

  • Apabila seseorang itu dizalimi, maka dia dibolehkan menceritakan kezaliman ke atasnya kepada pihak yang bertanggungjawab;
  • Apabila hendak mendapat fatwa atau mengetahui hukum sesuatu;
  • Apabila ingin memberi peringatan kepada orang lain;
  • Apabila seseorang itu dikenali dengan gelaran itu secara menyeluruh; dan
  • Apabila ia terkenal dengan jahatnya.

Adalah seorang hamba Allah ni, dia pergilah bersiar-siar di tepi hutan. Sedang dia menghirup udara rimba yg segar tu, tetiba dia terdengar satu bunyi.. jeng!jeng!jeng! .. bunyi.... aauuummmmm!! ! Bunyi harimau yg kelaparan dan hanya menunggu mangsanya saja.

Jadi, si hamba Allah ni pun lari untuk menyelamatkan diri. Harimau tu kejar hamba Allah ni. Sebab dia dah lapar sangat ni. Harimau tu pun kejar, kejar, kejar dan kejar. Hamba Allah ni punyalah takut, berlari lintang pukang. Sempat juga dia berdoa agar dia diselamatkan daripada dibaham dek harimau tadi.

Dengan kuasa Allah diperlihatkan sebuah perigi di depan mata nya. Jadi untuk menyelamatkan diri si hamba Allah ni pun terjunlah ke dalam perigi. Perigi tu ada tali dan sebuah timba. Si hamba Allah ni bergayut pada tali tu. Tali tu pendek jer. Jadi dia bergantungan di tengah-tengah perigi.

Di mulut perigi, harimau yg lapar tu menunggunya. Si hamba Allah ni pun berfikirlah macam mana nak menyelamatkan diri, sambil berdoa kepada Allah agar dia diselamatkan. Tengah dok berfikir camner nak selamat, tetiba dengar bunyi kocakan air di bawah perigi.

Aaaaa!!!!... Ya Allah..... lagilah seram dibuatnya. Nak tahu ada apa kat bawah tu? Ada 2 ekor buaya yg kelaparan. Apalah nasib. Dah jatuh ditimpa tangga. lagilah takut si hamba Allah ni. Atas ada harimau bawah ada buaya. Semakin risau dan takut.

Tengah berfikir untuk mencari jalan keluar, tetiba keluar seekor tikus putih dari lubang celah-celah perigi, naik ke atas ikut tali yg hamba Allah tu bergayut. Sampai kat atas tikus tu gigit tali tu pulak. Cis, kurang ajar punya tikus. Alahhhh... cam ner ni. Pas tu, keluar lagi seekor tikus yg berwarna hitam. Naik mengikut tali tadi, cit!cit! cit!cit! sampai kat atas.Tikus hitam ni pun gigit juga tali tu. Cis, lagi satu. Macam mana aku nak buat ni... habislah jadi mangsa buaya
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Berfikir lagi. Kalau naik kat atas makan dek harimau. Kalau tunggu tali putus dan jatuh ke bawah makan dek buaya. Macam mana nih... Sedang hamba Allah tu berfikir cam ner nak selamatkan dirinya, tetiba.... terdengar satu bunyi.... uuuuuuuuuuuuu. .. Bunyi lebah bawa madu.

Si hamba Allah ni pun mendongak ke langit, melihat lebah yg sedang bawa madu. Tetiba setitik madu terjatuh dan terus masuk ke dalam mulut si hamba Allah ni tadi. Punyalah nikmat sehingga tidak terkata.
Hamba Allah tu kata, "Fuh manisnya madu ni , tak pernah ku rasa manisnya ni. Sedapnya. Subhanallah sungguh sedap ni." kerana setitik madu si hamba Allah tu lupa pada harimau yg sedang menantinya di mulut perigi dan buaya yg menantinya di bawah

Kalau semua nak tahu ...

si Hamba Allah itu adalah kita semua. Harimau yg mengejar tu adalah maut kita, ajal memang sentiasa mengejar kita, so beringat-ingatlah.
2 ekor buaya itu adalah malaikat Munkar Dan Nakir yg menanti kita di alam kubur nanti.
Tali yg tempat di hamba bergayut tadi adalah jangka hayat kita kalau pendek talinya maka panjanglah umur kita dan kalau panjang talinya maka pendeklah umur kita.
Tikus Putih dan Hitam tu adalah dunia kita siang dan juga malam yang sentiasa menghakis umur kita. Kan tikus tu gigit tali tu.
Madu... madu yg jatuh setitik ke dalam mulut hamba itu tadi adalah nikmat dunia. Bayangkan setitik saja madu tu jatuh ke dalam mulutnya, dia lupa pada harimau dan buaya tu. Macam kitalah bila dapat nikmat sikit lupa pada Allah. Waktu susah baru la nak ingat Allah. Astaghfirullah...

A chinaman moves to Montreal , Canada and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, 'Do you have any sales experience?' 

The man says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home'. Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?'

'Of course,' the young man said.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. 'How many sales did you make today? The man says, 'One' The manager groans, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales per day. How much was the sale for?' The man says, 
'$101,237.64 .' The manager exclaims, 'What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?'

The man replied, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then
I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero.'

The manager says 'You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!'

The man says, 'No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said,'Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing.'


TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1 ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning  Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"

THIRD Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phon! e: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

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"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?"

No, this is 486-5713.....

Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!

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Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 10
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 11
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me ? my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."

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Good rest and sound sleep is very
Important... if u don't sleep well,
The toxic in your body will accumulate..
Affecting your health and your mood...

The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming overly done foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our body to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."

Because: Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/ toxic chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on her health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am : The de-toxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 1 - 3am : de-toxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5am : de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.
Morning 5 - 7am : de-toxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am : Absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 -10am rather than no meal at all. Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood.

Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

Type
* # 06 #

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

4 3 4 5 6 6
1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is
02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is
08 or 80 that mean its manufactured in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is
01 or 10 that mean its manufactured in Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is
00 that mean its manufactured in France which is the best Mobile Quality

Knowledge

A scientific convention was held at a lakeside resort. After the first day's proceedings, a mathematician, a physicist, an astronomer and a molecular biologist hired a boatman to row them around on the lake.

As they sat in the boat, they discussed string theory, bubble universes, the Gaea Hypothesis and other abstruse topics. The biologist noticed the boatman looking at them from the corner of his eyes. He asked him, "What do you think of these ideas?" The boatman replied, "I didn't understand any of it." The astronomer asked him how far he had studied. He told them he couldn't even read. "I hate to say it," said the physicist, "but you seem to have wasted a good part of your life." The boatman remained silent.

By now they were out in the middle of the lake, far from shore. A sudden storm whipped up. The waves started churning and heaving. All of a sudden, the boat flipped over. The boatman started swimming for shore. The scientists cried out, "Help! We can't swim!" The boatman called back, "I hate to say it, but you seem to have wasted your whole lives."

The Obstacle in our Path

In the ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.

Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it.  Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded.

After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.

The peasant learned what many of us never understand -- Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to  take my money to the afterlife with me."
 
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put  all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.  When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
 
"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box  and put  it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
 
"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

 
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."
 

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket   with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."

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