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Maka tersebut lah kisah seorang Tok Batin nie yang banyak membantu Kerajaan Malaysia dalam mempromosikan barangan buatan tangan dikalangan masyarakat orang-orang asli di Malaysia semasa promosi Tahun Melawat Malaysia pada Sukan Komanwel satu masa lalu. Maka Tok Batin nie dapat ler anugerah serta wang tunai RM500.

Maka dipendekkan cerita, suatu hari Tok Batin nie yang tak pernah keluar dari kampung lamannya sejak kecil lagi ingin pergi ke pekan berjalan-jalan dengan berbelanja disebabkan dapat duit RM500 tu la....... Maka pada suatu pagi bersiap-siap ler Tok Batin nie dengan kemasnya... lalu diambilnya selipar jepunnya yang disimpan dalam almari tu sejak dulu lagi (memang tak pernah pakai.... biasa berkaki ayam je..)

Lalu berjalan ler Tok batin keluar dari hutan bila sampai je kat hentian bas..... Tok Batin cuba kontrol macho.... lalu bertanya pada seorang pemuda yang sama-sama tunggu bas kat situ, "Bas perghi pekan dah syampai.....?" Konon-konon macam dah biasa ler naik bas tu....

"Sekejap lagi sampai ler tu.....", sahut pemuda tu selamba.

Apabila bas sampai Tok Batin menyuruh semua orang naik dulu,sebab dia kelam kabut sikit... maklum ler first time naik bas. Last sekali dia naik terus duduk depan kat sebelah konduktor.

"Tok Batin nak gi maner....?", mat konduktor sure kenal tu mesti org asli dari cara dia berpakaian.

" Aaaa..... nak perghi pekan ler.... nak tenghok citer Hindustan..", jawabTok selamba.... lepas membayar tambang Tok Batin tak bergerak-gerak lagi disebabkan rasa ngeri naik bas dah ler first time, laju pulak tu.

Apabila sampai aje di pekan... konduktor memberi tahu penumpang, "OK dah sampai turun pelan-pelan.....!"

Maka Tok Batin yang dari tadi dah terbeliak matanya naik bas laju... terus bangun.. dan tetiba je kat tangga bas tu dia tak jadi turun mukanya cemas... Bila konduktor tu nampak Tok Batin tak turun-turun lalu dia bertanya, "Hah. Tok.... apasal pulak tu........?"

Dengan nada marah Tok Batin tu jawab, "Mana shelipar aku..... tadi aku naik aku taruk kat bawah tangga nie....... sapha kebassshh sheliparr aku.........!!"

Zaman sekarang  ni setiap orang mcm mudah2 je dapat penyakit. Sebabnya punca kepada penyakit sentiasa berlegar di sekeliling kita. Kuman ada merata2..Padanlah dengan muka manusia. Huu... Teringatkan kawan kepada suami saya di hospital sekarang. Ada 9 orang anak dan terkini dijangka bulan ni akan dapat RM 200k jugak atas hasil kerja dia.

Tapi  kelihatannya wang itu dah takde nilainya lagi. Kaki kiri dia dah dipotong. Tapi bukanla sebab kanser. Saya tumpang terkejut kerana seminggu dua sebelum tu saya asyik leterkan suami sbb kawan dia ni asyik cari dia aje..Actually bukan la saya  tak bagi dia berkawan saje je nk bagi dia rasa serba salah tinggalkan kami anak beranak kat rumah..ahaks...

10 Amaran Kanser:
1. Luka yang tidak sembuh, berubah warna dan kelihatan pelik
2. Pendarahan  atau discaj dari mana-mana lubang daribody kita mcm dari lubang hidung, kencing berdarah atau datang haid yg heavy
3. Terjadi pembengkakan yang semakin membesar tak kira la sakit ke tak.
4. Susah nak hadam makanan atau susah nak menelan
5. Perubahan tabiat masuk ke toilet selama 2-3 bulan. Kalau biasa2 jarang tapi tiba2 jadi kerap tu jaga2 lah ye
6. Sape yg ade tahi lalat manis tu ke atau ape2 je benda atas kulit yang makin membesar juga kene perati elok2
7. Org yg tak merokok tapi serak2 suara lebih dari 2 minggu jaga lah baik2. Juga kepada  erokok yang mengalami batuk yg semakin hari semakin teruk. aha...kene lagi org merokok nih. Tak bosan ke brader??? Dah la harga rokok makin naik.
8. Kehilangan tenaga atau turun berat badan sebyk 10 % dalam tempoh 3-6 bulan. Takpun letih yang tak pasal2.
9. Sakit yang teramat2 atau ketak selesaan dalam abdomen
10. Demam yg takde puncanya. Mmg ye jugak sbb byk benda, demam la yg paling senang kena. Kadang2 demam ni adalah sebab ada penyakit lain. Demam adalah tanda pengenalan kepada kebanyakan penyakit. so, cek lah betul2.

Sekarang ni ramai yang pakai cincin, tapi ikut suka dia je. sunnah nabi jarang nak ikut.

Dikatakan bahawa menyimpan sebatang jari kuku yang panjang, dosanya sama seperti memelihara sekandang babi. Jika kesemua jejari kita menyimpan kuku yang panjang, bayangkanlah dosa yang telah kita tanggung untuk kesemua babi-babi tersebut. Potonglah kuku anda.

The Truth
Jangan ada niat simpan kuku panjang walaupun hanya 1 mm atau pun hanya jari kelingking. Bagi orang Islam adalah tidak sesuai berkuku panjang atas apa alasan sekalipun kerana ia tidak membayangkan kesucian dan ia juga bukan budaya kita apatah lagi menggunakan tangan untuk beristinjak.

Orang Melayu yang berkuku panjang biasanya mempunyai anak yang bodoh atau pun degil dan suka melepak sebab diberi makan bahan kotor yang berada di kuku jari emaknya semasa menyediakan makanan seperti memerah santan kelapa, buat cokodok pisang, uli tepong, dll. Apa ilmu  pun yang di ajar pun tak akan boleh diterima masuk ke dalam kepala.

Percayalah.
Pasal tabiat berkuku panjang inilah yang membuatkan orang Melayu mundur dan tidak berjaya. Syarikat Melayu yang bangkrap dan rugi teruk adalah kerana mempunyai pekerja dan pemilik yang berkuku panjang.

Untuk yang bujang beringatlah. Kalau hendak cari pasangan dan mahu anak yang pandai dan mendengar kata, pilihlah wanita atau lelaki yang sentiasa berkuku pendek. Insya-Allah.      


Maklumat Tambahan
Kuku panjang mempunyai sejenis kuman seperti yang terdapat dalam najis manusia, iaitu E-Coli. Kuman tersebut tidak akan hilang walaupun kita mencuci tangan dengan sabun. Oleh itu, sentiasalah berkuku pendek untuk kesihatan dan kebersihan diri sendiri

Nasihat Nabi Muhammad Saw. kepada Saidina Ali rhu. sesudah bernikah dengan Siti Fatimah iaitu anakanda kesayangan Nabi Muhammad Saw. berpesan kepada Saidina Ali iaitu kalau memakai cincin pakailah di jari:
1] jari manis
2] jari kelingking (anak jari)

dan jangan memakai pada jari:
1] jari tengah
2] jari telunjuk

Nabi Muhammad saw. melarang kerana memakai cincin pada jari telunjuk dan jari tengah adalah meniru cara berhias kaum yang dilaknat oleh Allah iaitu kaum yang derhaka di zaman Nabi Lut a.s.

Perhatian: Cara memakai cincin adalah termasuk lelaki atau pun perempuan.

p/s: saudara dan saudari, sila nasihatkan kawan-kawan dan juga saudara-mara ataupun anak-anak tentang kaedah yang betul untuk berhias di dalam syariat Islam, kalau tidak sia-sia saja kita mendapat laknat dari Allah Swt. Nabi saw. memakai cincin dan kalau kita memakai cincin dengan niat mengikut sunnah Nabi saw. senang sahaja kita dapat pahala.

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "Jom..dari duduk rumah, bosan plak.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "Abang penat laaa..Ayang pergi sendiri laaa..naik lrt ke..drive ke..teksi ke.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Jom kita pergi shopping"
Suami : "apa shopping moping..?..aku kompang kang...."

***

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "OK..no problem.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "Awak tak boleh masak ke ?"

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Hari ini kita makan kedai ye.."
Suami : "awak nikah je lah ngan mamak kedai tu..."

***

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang mengandung.."
Suami : "Abang tak sabar nak lihat anak kita.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Abang tolong buat susu anak.."
Suami : "Abang mengantuk laa..ayang buat laaa.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Cuba awak tegur anak tu sikit.."
Suami : "Haiii..anak awak..memang ikut mak...gerenti bengong nyer..."

***

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : "OK..no problem.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : "Saya penat, awak ajelahh yang buat.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
Suami : " apa kata awak masak, awak kemas, awak buat sumer...saya nak kuar ngan maid kita yg baru ni...."..

***

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "Apa yang ayang inginkan.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "Setiap tahun saya berikan...tak cukup lagi ke ?"

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
Suami : "kompang nak ?"...

***

Awal Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : "takpe, biar abang masak.."

Pertengahan Perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : "masak jer la apa2 jer.."

Penghujung perkahwinan
Isteri : "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
Suami : " bakar je lar dapur tu..."

SCENE 1.
This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker.After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker.

Hmm, "He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000!

He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the systemand asked if his card had been stolen.

"No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.

An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards.

Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them.

How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy?
$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped?

Small amounts rarely trigger a "warning bell" with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!

SCENE 2.

A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.

The bill for the meal came, he signed it,and the waitress folded the receiptand passed the credit card along.

Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo andbehold, it was the expired card of another person.

He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.

She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man. All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card. No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology.

Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.

Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time. Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, "assuming" that it has to be theirs.

FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!

SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in.

I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directlyto my checking account. The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it onthe counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.

While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialing. I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take apicture. He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons. Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on.

It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing. He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open. About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved. Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card. Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened. Needless to say, I immediately canceled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor. All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times. Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't becareless.

Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card. Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days. When you are in a restaurant and the waiter/waitress brings your card and receipt for you to sign, make sure you scratch the number off.

Some restaurants are using only the last four digits, but a lot of them are still putting the whole thing on there. I have already been a victim of credit card fraud and, believe me, it isnot fun. The truth is that they can get you even when you are careful, but don't make it easy for  them.

FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN THINK OF. LET'S GET THE WORD OUT! JUST BE AWARE

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